Angry Ukrainian and Russian Vodka Go on Strike to Protest Russian SpammersBlogger and Web Sites.
"We're sick and tired of opening my email account to see it littered with filthy spam! I want the solicitations for parasite medicines to go away!" a bottle of the liquor stated.
"If this doesn't stop immediately, all and I mean ALL, vodka will leave the former Soviet Union for good," the leader of the movement stated.
Questioning on who will take them in as refugees, the leader had this to offer. "Maybe Ireland. They appreciate a good black-out like anyone else."
In response to the crisis, President Vladimir Putin stressed, "We'll stop the spammers and hackers, just come back to the Mother Land! Hell, we'll even pull out of Crimea!"